Marco punches a window and dooms the Animorphs. The final arc begins ( Read more... )

Hey, it's the Australia book. Well, I mean, it's the book about a small acre of Australia that takes more than half the book to get to. But there's a boomerang and a kangaroo and stuff ( Read more... )

Taylor is back, and now Tobias must face his torturer by becoming his torturer. Literally. Tobias wears a bra in this book ( Read more... )

Rachel shrinks herself and crawls around Marco's body. When I said I shipped these two, I didn't mean to get THAT extreme ( Read more... )

Jake wakes up ten years older and in a Yeerk-conquered New York. Now he has to face the his greatest challenge yet: office politics. DUN DUN DUN ( Read more... )

Jake wishes he never got his morphing powers, so the heavens send an angel to show him what a world like that would be like. Jake then learns the true meaning of Christmas ( Read more... )

It's time I finally look at the two Animorphs Choose Your Own Adventure books. Problem was, I couldn't decide which way to review them. SO I CHOSE ALL THE WAYS

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There are two new Andalites in town, and Ax isn't sure if he should have ableist or homophobic about it ( Read more... )

Time to look at what many consider the worst book in the series. The morphing cube is running amok, and now the dreaded BUFFAHUMAN is loose ( Read more... )

Four Andalites are arrived on Earth to assassinate Visser Three. One of them is really cute. Can Ax keep his dick in his pants long enough to save the day ( Read more... )